What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”